シルヴィーとブルーノ — ルイス・キャロル
You may copy it, give it away or re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org . If you are not located in the United States, you will have to check the laws of the country where you are located before using this eBook. Title : Sylvie and Bruno Author : Lewis Carroll Release date : August 1, 1996 [eBook #620] Most recently updated: July 29, 2019 Language : English Other information and formats : www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/620 Credits : Produced by An Anonymous Project Gutenberg Volunteer *** START OF Man's little Day in haste we spend, And, from its merry noontide, send No glance to meet the silent end. CONTENTS SYLVIE AND BRUNO CHAPTER 1. LESS BREAD! MORE TAXES! CHAPTER 2. L'AMIE INCONNUE. CHAPTER 3. BIRTHDAY-PRESENTS. CHAPTER 4. A CUNNING CONSPIRACY. CHAPTER 5. A BEGGAR'S PALACE. CHAPTER 6. THE MAGIC LOCKET. CHAPTER 7. THE BARONS EMBASSY. CHAPTER 8. A RIDE ON A LION. CHAPTER 9. A JESTER AND A BEAR. CHAPTER 10. THE OTHER PROFESSOR. CHAPTER 11. PETER AND PAUL. CHAPTER 12. A MUSICAL GARDENER. CHAPTER 13. A VISIT TO DOGLAND. CHAPTER 14. FAIRY-SYLVIE. CHAPTER 15. BRUNO'S REVENGE. CHAPTER 16. A CHANGED CROCODILE. CHAPTER 17. THE THREE BADGERS. CHAPTER 18. QUEER STREET, NUMBER FORTY. CHAPTER 19. HOW TO MAKE A PHLIZZ. CHAPTER 20. LIGHT COME, LIGHT GO. CHAPTER 21. THROUGH THE IVORY DOOR. CHAPTER 22. CROSSING THE LINE. CHAPTER 23. AN OUTLANDISH WATCH. CHAPTER 24. THE FROGS' BIRTHDAY-TREAT. CHAPTER 25. LOOKING EASTWARD. PREFACE. SYLVIE AND BRUNO CHAPTER 1. LESS BREAD! MORE TAXES! —and then all the people cheered again, and one man, who was more excited than the rest, flung his hat high into the air, and shouted (as well as I could make out) “Who roar for the Sub-Warden?” Everybody roared, but whether it was for the Sub-Warden, or not, did not clearly appear: some were shouting “Bread!” and some “Taxes!”, but no one seemed to know what it was they really wanted. All this I saw from the open window of the Warden's breakfast-saloon, looking across the shoulder of the Lord Chancellor, who had sprung to his feet the moment the shouting began, almost as if he had been expecting it, and had rushed to the window which commanded the best view of the market-place. “What can it all mean?” he kept repeating to himself, as, with his hands clasped behind him, and his gown floating in the air, he paced rapidly up and down the room. “I never heard such shouting before—and at this time of the morning, too! And with such unanimity! Doesn't it strike you as very remarkable?” I represented, modestly, that to my ears it appeared that they were shouting for different things, but the Chancellor would not listen to my suggestion for a moment. “They all shout the same words, I assure you!” he said: then, leaning well out of the window, he whispered to a man who was standing close underneath, “Keep'em together, ca'n't you? The Warden will be here directly. Give'em the signal for the march up!” All this was evidently not meant for my ears, but I could scarcely help hearing it, considering that my chin was almost on the Chancellor's shoulder. The 'march up' was a very curious sight: {Image...The march-up} a straggling procession of men, marching two and two, began from the other side of the market-place, and advanced in an irregular zig-zag fashion towards the Palace, wildly tacking from side to side, like a sailing vessel making way against an unfavourable wind so that the head of the procession was often further from us at the end of one tack than it had been at the end of the previous one. Yet it was evident that all was being done under orders, for I noticed that all eyes were fixed on the man who stood just under the window, and to whom the Chancellor was continually whispering. This man held his hat in one hand and a little green flag in the other: whenever he waved the flag the procession advanced a little nearer, when he dipped it they sidled a little farther off, and whenever he waved his hat they all raised a hoarse cheer. “Hoo-roah!” they cried, carefully keeping time with the hat as it bobbed up and down. “Hoo-roah! Noo! Consti! Tooshun! Less! Bread! More! Taxes!” “That'll do, that'll do!” the Chancellor whispered. “Let 'em rest a bit till I give you the word. He's not here yet!” But at this moment the great folding-doors of the saloon were flung open, and he turned with a guilty start to receive His High Excellency. However it was only Bruno, and the Chancellor gave a little gasp of relieved anxiety. “Morning!” said the little fellow, addressing the remark, in a general sort of way, to the Chancellor and the waiters. “Doos oo know where Sylvie is? I's looking for Sylvie!” “She's with the Warden, I believe, y'reince!” the Chancellor replied with a low bow. There was, no doubt, a certain amount of absurdity in applying this title (which, as of course you see without my telling you, was nothing but 'your Royal Highness' condensed into one syllable) to a small creature whose father was merely the Warden of Outland: still, large excuse must be made for a man who had passed several years at the Court of Fairyland, and had there acquired the almost impossible art of pronouncing five syllables as one. But the bow was lost upon Bruno, who had run out of the room, even while the great feat of The Unpronounceable Monosyllable was being triumphantly performed. Just then, a single voice in the distance was understood to shout “A speech from the Chancellor!” “Certainly, my friends!” the Chancellor replied with extraordinary promptitude. “You shall have a speech!” Here one of the waiters, who had been for some minutes busy making a queer-looking mixture of egg and sherry, respectfully presented it on a large silver salver. The Chancellor took it haughtily, drank it off thoughtfully, smiled benevolently on the happy waiter as he set down the empty glass, and began. To the best of my recollection this is what he said. “Ahem! Ahem! Ahem! Fellow-sufferers, or rath